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Submitted by klaus <klauskent@hotmail.com> on 04/Mar/2008
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Is it bad to be fat?
I am a fat pig. Before I fall to the floor weeping and flop around like a wounded whale, let me finish this story.
I came to Thailand in the late 90’s. I was thin and muscular.
Today, besides being a fat pig, my mouth has also gotten larger, so huge in fact that it can accommodate two small Toyota or Honda cars, and there is still room left for me to comfortably place my own feet in anytime I choose. This happens on a daily basis, and if I am not putting my foot in my own mouth, I most often can be found stuffing it up my own arse. It looks a bit like Ian Anderson- but without the flute.
Being so large-someone obviously decided that I should be put on the big screen in front of Central World Plaza at some points during the New Years Eve festival.
My question to all of you-especially the women (Thai, preferably non surgical alterations only) is this:
Is being a fat pig with a big mouth going to help my acting career and will it help or hurt me if I decide to look for a new gf?
In any case- I am braced for the worst rebuttals. My conciliation being that on that big outdoor screen I looked much much fatter (and larger) than I do in person.
Thanks much for all your advice and kind consideration of my problems.
Fondest regards,
Uncle Bob
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