Archive for the 'humor' Category

What’s in a Name: Gyoza, Jiaozi, Pot Sticker, Asian Dumpling

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

“Hey sis, are those Gyozas finished?” My stomach was growling. “Geeyo—what?” A confused look reflected in her expression. “Gyoza—you know, those pork dumplings you were gonna make” “Huh? Well, I thought you just wanted to eat pot stickers, so that’s what I made.”As she replied, little Nate and Danny walked into the kitchen.

Online Courtship Guide & Principles: Profiling Disclosure, Personals and Pictures

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

So you’ve grown virtual balls, realizing and accepting that the internet may be your best bet in getting laid if not at least a date for next weekend. You’ve read the first part, and done your research of which network(s) has the fish pond ideal for you. Before you can cast your pole and start [...]

Dear Galileo หนีตามกาลิเลโอ : Thai Europe Adventure – Romance – Friendship Film

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

Directed by Nithiwat Tharatorn starring Ray Macdonald (as Pisit) Chutima Theepanart (as Cherry), and Jarinporn Joonkiati (as Noon), Dear Galileo is a warm and modern Thai flick exploring the stretching bonds of friendship and love across the borders of Europe. Beginning in Thailand, the two prime characters, Noon and Cherry jump straight to the point, [...]

Mangosteen Name Mystery: Thai joke version

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

With lifts on import bans in recent years, much of the western world has finally been introduced to the sweet & juicy delight of the mangosteen. This native Asian fruit identified scientifically as Garcinia mangostana is so new to the mass markets of US and Europe, common spell checkers have yet to recognize it. Our [...]

How to Interest and Attract Mates (Part One): Casual Confidence & Dress for Parties

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

An upcoming party is approaching and you’ve been strongly considering attending; A certain someone you’re interested will be there—or perhaps a few potential and ever-eligible mates are expected in the line up, only you’re not really sure what your prospects with any of them are, if at all existent. Do they even know your name? [...]

Book Review: Experience Preferred…But Not Required

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

“Would never have seen myself as a teacher when I was at school, and here I am on my way. Right little cunt, I was at school. Always winding up and taking the piss out of teachers, getting into fights and skipping classes. Suppose I’ll have to be on the other side now, but I [...]

Klaus’ Kolumn: Cladistics and Don Stenson on intelligence

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Does the things that happened to us in the past make us who we are today? – Don Stenson (rundonrun @ hotmail.com) Dear Mr. Stenson I have attempted to ascertain a bit about the History of your family and as a practicing Anthropologist I feel that a correlation does exist between the events of your [...]

Klaus’ Kolumn: The Tropics & Umbrellas

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

I was wondering. I Know it rains so much in South East Asia. Places like Thailand and all throughout the South pacific …lots of Monsoon rains Is it really important to have a good umbrella? -One (ppw1977 @ hotmail.com) I think that umbrellas are completely unnecessary, especially in Thailand where it rains for much of [...]

Klaus’ Kolumn: The Massage-Thai masseuse and Homosexuality

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Having succeeded at remaining true to my convictions never to tread the path of homosexuality, I am nevertheless shaken by my last encounter with…..Thai massage.

Klaus’ Kolumn: Lessons in Thai…a humorous anecdote

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

I had been in Thailand for a number of years and one day I realized that I had been slacking off in my study of the Thai language. It is my guess that if, “you no speak da Thai, you no hava da fun so mut in Thailand”. It is my belief that without a [...]